2011年3月21日 星期一

[黑特] 幹!老闆告白了!!!

 作者  mini150 (米妮一五零)                                        看板  Hate 
 標題  [黑特] 老闆好煩                                                        
 時間  Mon Mar 21 15:43:19 2011                                               

最近,或著說剛剛也可以

老闆(快40了)一直有事沒事找我


幹!我希望是我想太多,但是我覺得他有奇怪的企圖

一直叫留下來加班

或是午餐時間問要不要一起出去吃飯?


媽的,你給的薪水這麼少還要老娘陪吃飯

你自己一個人去吃屎吧!


有時又有意無意的搭肩,說我長得像趙薇

薇妳媽!!不知道老娘最討厭的就是對岸426嗎?




幹,現又叫叫我進他辦公室了

律師又怎樣?

死禿頭!!

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◆ From: 218.168.2.71
推 kokus:老闆喜歡妳                                  還不快繫腰帶  03/21 15:44
→ jackalchin:趕快離職..免得她到出跟人講說你倒貼他                 03/21 15:44
推 LiLiBaby: 喜歡妳                                  還不快繫腰帶  03/21 15:44
推 amypush:  喜歡妳                                                03/21 15:45
推 a52051vik:喜歡妳                                                03/21 15:45
→ logisticQ:喜歡妳~好像一首歌的歌詞?                              03/21 15:46
→ jackalchin:喜歡妳                                               03/21 15:46
→ mini150:我不喜歡禿頭                                            03/21 15:46
推 LiLiBaby: 可以戴假髮                                            03/21 15:48
→ mini150:假髮畢盡不是親生的                                      03/21 15:48
推 Csir:我禿頭剪成光頭可以衝原po嗎                                 03/21 15:49
→ LiLiBaby:不是親生的~~領養也會有感情啊~                          03/21 15:49
→ jackalchin:生的請一邊~~養的功勞大過天!!你就接受吧~~             03/21 15:50
→ Skeleton7:人正真好                                              03/21 15:50
→ mini150:還不到40  這麼年輕不能梳不起啊                          03/21 15:51
→ LiLiBaby:JACK說的對!!                                           03/21 15:51
→ jackalchin:喔耶~~                                               03/21 15:54

幹!他開口了@@
※ 編輯: mini150         來自: 218.168.2.71         (03/21 15:55)
※ 編輯: mini150         來自: 218.168.2.71         (03/21 15:56)
推 monfish:那妳怎麼回答?                                           03/21 15:59
→ jackalchin:說什麼?喜歡你?還是叫你離職?                          03/21 16:00
→ jackalchin:你喜歡嗎?你猜你是不喜歡啦!!                          03/21 16:00
→ mini150:老闆先問我覺得她怎樣,然後說我該結婚啦之類的..然後問要   03/21 16:01
→ mini150:不要考慮跟他交往之類的...                               03/21 16:01
推 LiLiBaby:老闆娘!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                              03/21 16:01
推 a52051vik:要當老闆娘了嗎 >\\\\\\\<?                             03/21 16:02
推 Qmmmmmmm5566:老闆娘你好                                (蠕動~)  03/21 16:02
→ LiLiBaby:還是叫董娘~~~~ >/////<                                 03/21 16:03
→ mini150:我不知道怎回答(太突然了),只能回暫時沒這個打算           03/21 16:03
→ jackalchin:那你們公司有缺法助嗎?可以去應徵嗎?                   03/21 16:03
推 uen:董娘賺很大                                                  03/21 16:03
→ LiLiBaby:董娘~~~~請多多照顧我(〃'▽'〃)                        03/21 16:04
→ jackalchin:老闆娘拜託了~~我勤奮老實又乖巧聽話!!也很愛黑特       03/21 16:04
→ jackalchin:選我選我!!                                           03/21 16:04
推 chialinhuang:律師耶~可以考慮...                                 03/21 16:04
→ mini150:他大我16歲耶,太可怕了                                   03/21 16:04
→ XVN:你是討厭有錢人還是討厭禿頭                                  03/21 16:05
推 Qmmmmmmm5566:律師娘 請問你們事務所缺米蟲嗎??           (蠕動~)  03/21 16:05
推 qqpunpun:沒說薪水讓我很桑新                                     03/21 16:05
→ LiLiBaby:選我選我~~~~我不會勾引董事長的!!!                      03/21 16:05
→ a52051vik:年齡不是問題                                          03/21 16:05
→ uen:髮量不是問題                                                03/21 16:06
→ jackalchin:老闆娘也不好當其實!重點也不知道它是不是真心的~~      03/21 16:06
→ iloveblue:10富人九個禿                                          03/21 16:07
→ jackalchin:也要選我!!我保證天天黑特..幫你盯著老闆!!             03/21 16:07
推 a52051vik:選我選我 ~ 我很乖很勤奮的 \(^▽^)/                    03/21 16:08
我....我沒辦法跟長的像洪金寶的禿頭交往啦(哭)
→ XVN:16歲還好吧 除非你看上的男人16年後也能和他一樣有錢           03/21 16:08
推 LiLiBaby:董娘萬歲\(@^0^@)/                                      03/21 16:09
→ XVN:叫他去減肥 値髮阿                                           03/21 16:09
推 kaca:乾媽!!!!!!!                                         03/21 16:09
→ LiLiBaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 直接叫乾媽了 哈哈哈              03/21 16:10
我不要啦ㄒ~ㄒ,這樣下去我都想辭職了
→ kaca:媽,不要啊!我要有個有錢的乾媽                             03/21 16:11
→ jackalchin:被搶先了~~那我只能叫老目了!!                         03/21 16:11
→ mini150:lili可以等我辭職去後補啊  XD                            03/21 16:12
→ huntersp:那長得像金城武的禿頭呢0.0/                             03/21 16:12
→ mini150:可以考慮                                                03/21 16:12
→ jackalchin:好難抉擇喔~~樓上                                     03/21 16:12
       但我還是不喜歡禿頭
→ uen:叫他先過戶一棟房阿                                          03/21 16:13
推 Qmmmmmmm5566:那長得像金城武的蟲蟲勒?             (帥氣地蠕動~)  03/21 16:13
→ jackalchin:可是理光就變光頭啦!!蘇X昌那樣就還跛有好感的          03/21 16:13
→ huntersp:張衛健光頭超帥的耶                                     03/21 16:14
可是他好難笑
推 kaca:乾媽,先叫他把房地產過到你名下啦!                         03/21 16:14
→ XVN:叫他先買一棟房給你 我敢打賭你父母會贊成的 早生貴子          03/21 16:14
我沒有媽媽= =,我家超窮的,我爸一定不會反對,不過這不就跟賣身一樣了嗎  哀
→ jackalchin:老目!!為了讓我少奮鬥10年~~委屈你了                   03/21 16:15
※ 編輯: mini150         來自: 218.168.2.71         (03/21 16:19)
推 howshaw:.........................                               03/21 16:19
→ howshaw:辭職吧...未來日子尷尬了..                               03/21 16:19
推 kaca:乾媽,我慚愧了。                                           03/21 16:20
→ huntersp:又要帥溝又要有錢又要幽默 靠 上哪找這完美情人= =        03/21 16:20
我以前的男友不帥啊(剛發現它也有在黑特),只要對我好就可以了
→ howshaw:說不定哪天妳會發現他的好喔...咦                         03/21 16:21
→ jackalchin:哀!回文後突然很心酸~舊照原計畫,如果他是會記仇的人    03/21 16:21
※ 編輯: mini150         來自: 218.168.2.71         (03/21 16:23)
→ jackalchin:考慮辭職吧~~                                         03/21 16:21
→ howshaw:照這樣來看..我想在妳之前說不定也有類似的例子            03/21 16:23
推 uen:有錢真好沒錢都不好                                          03/21 16:23
→ howshaw:!!!!!!!!!!!!老闆也有在上黑特!!!!                        03/21 16:23
以前的男友啦
→ howshaw:?                                                       03/21 16:23
※ 編輯: mini150         來自: 218.168.2.71         (03/21 16:24)
→ howshaw:= =....                                                 03/21 16:24
推 Jodomaday:終身俸XD                                              03/21 16:25
→ jackalchin:好奇寶寶~~好想知道是誰喔!!(跑)                       03/21 16:25
推 kaca:乾媽拍拍!                                                 03/21 16:27
→ howshaw:mini加油!!!!!                                           03/21 16:32
→ mini150:謝謝                                                    03/21 16:33

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